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Hi friends! This is a rather frivolous post, but I'm totally missing the days in elementary when we used to send valentines to everyone in our class.
So this year, I'm doing valentines for my class (it's pretty small), but I need some good medical valentines day puns. Please help a girl out!
This is what I have so far:
-Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you take my breath away
-You give me pre-mature ventricular contractions
-Are you C-reactive protein? Because you have acute phase
-I want tibia your valentine
-Are you neisseria meningitidis? Because I've got you on my brain
So this year, I'm doing valentines for my class (it's pretty small), but I need some good medical valentines day puns. Please help a girl out!
This is what I have so far:
-Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you take my breath away
-You give me pre-mature ventricular contractions
-Are you C-reactive protein? Because you have acute phase
-I want tibia your valentine
-Are you neisseria meningitidis? Because I've got you on my brain