This past week I had to tell one telepsychiatry patient that we cannot proceed with the interview because he is intoxicated with alcohol. At 8:00am. He said it was ok because he had just had a few drinks and wasn't shaking anymore.
Immediately after that I had to tell another telepsychiatry patient that it is not appropriate to conduct his psychiatric appointment hanging from a harness attached to a commercial windmill 300 feet in the air. The wind noise was atrocious.
I think we are going to have to start sending out letters listing settings, dress (yes, clothing is required), and behavior appropriate and inappropriate for telehealth visits, because verbal education in person or over the phone prior to the appointment isn't getting the job done. May need to include an infographic drawing. We honestly should have done that from the beginning, but you all know how COVID caught us all by surprise last year and telepsychiatry is relatively new to us. Currently, if I have to tell a patient about proper video etiquette a third time, I require they come in to the clinic.
Also, and this has nothing to do with telepsychiatry: if the patient shows up to an appointment without his or her hearing aids three times in a row, I am starting to make them reschedule. I'm done shouting. It's been happening a lot this year, I don't know why.