CP-
I've got one for you... but let me preface it with a few quick things:
1. I appreciate our mods so if you deem this inappropriate, let me know- I'll delete it! I didn't think it was too risque...
2. In regards to ******'s favorite quote:
"Stereotypes abound about personality traits thought to be characteristic of a surgeon. Consensus is that one should be male, athletic, anal-compulsive, addicted to locker-room humor, possessed of a vocabulary of single syllables, have the endurance of a marathon runner, and maintain a political, social, and sexual orientation somewhere to the right of Attila the Hun." -- Kaj Johansen, MD, PhD, FACS, and David M. Heimbach, MD, FACS, So, You Want to be a Surgeon
I'm a small female with a pretty good athletic endurance, and though my political views are slightly left of Attilla the Hun's, I am a lifelong fan of locker room humor! It was hard to find a joke that wasn't too vulgar! So here goes:
2 young doctors were at a convention where their eyes locked. Little was said, though after a few drinks and some dancing, they headed up to his hotel room for some fun.
After it was over, the guy said to the woman, "Let me guess... are you a surgeon?"
She said, "yes, how did you know?"
He replied, "because you were so good with your hands."
She then asked, "Let me guess... are you an anesthesiologist?"
He said, "yes! How did you know?"
Her reply, "because I hardly felt a thing!"
ha ha ha