I hate these. Is there any way anyone has found to make it less easy to waste a day of a doctor’s life.
The most common source of these is law enforcement. I get one, sometimes two, of these a year. Usually, they demand I show up in court, offering less than two weeks notice, always way after our scheduled is published. After switching or giving away a shift, or wasting days waiting to be called for testimony, I probably average a thousand dollar loss just making myself available. What’s maddening and relieving is that nine times out of ten, I never actually get called to testify because it gets settled the day of the trial after all the effort. It’s like the SICU nurse that’d page you at 3am in residency only to realize there’s already a standing order for Tylenol. You want to yell at them, but mostly you’re grateful to not have to actually get up and see them in person. More than once, they haven’t even extended the curtesy of telling me I’m no longer needed.
I’ve asked hospital counsel if the proper hoops have been jumped through to so cavalierly waste my time. Their response was a patronizing, non sequitur explaining what a subpoena is and how to not be nervous testifying.
Has anyone ever engaged their own attorney for this?
Is there a minimum amount of time that is required to force you to show up?
Do you actually have to be served in person to make it legit — like does the sheriff need to track me down? I don’t relish the prospect, but if it’d cut the number of these in half it’d be worth it.
Some non-criminal ones, like family members arguing over who’s the least awful person to neglect grandma and take her money, offer a nominal witness payment. Can I demand that first?
I know a lot of the this depends on state laws, but I’m curious if anyone has had any success anywhere with the proposed strategy.
As is, the system allows my most annoying pts to follow me home and steal more of my time, months later and for free.
The most common source of these is law enforcement. I get one, sometimes two, of these a year. Usually, they demand I show up in court, offering less than two weeks notice, always way after our scheduled is published. After switching or giving away a shift, or wasting days waiting to be called for testimony, I probably average a thousand dollar loss just making myself available. What’s maddening and relieving is that nine times out of ten, I never actually get called to testify because it gets settled the day of the trial after all the effort. It’s like the SICU nurse that’d page you at 3am in residency only to realize there’s already a standing order for Tylenol. You want to yell at them, but mostly you’re grateful to not have to actually get up and see them in person. More than once, they haven’t even extended the curtesy of telling me I’m no longer needed.
I’ve asked hospital counsel if the proper hoops have been jumped through to so cavalierly waste my time. Their response was a patronizing, non sequitur explaining what a subpoena is and how to not be nervous testifying.
Has anyone ever engaged their own attorney for this?
Is there a minimum amount of time that is required to force you to show up?
Do you actually have to be served in person to make it legit — like does the sheriff need to track me down? I don’t relish the prospect, but if it’d cut the number of these in half it’d be worth it.
Some non-criminal ones, like family members arguing over who’s the least awful person to neglect grandma and take her money, offer a nominal witness payment. Can I demand that first?
I know a lot of the this depends on state laws, but I’m curious if anyone has had any success anywhere with the proposed strategy.
As is, the system allows my most annoying pts to follow me home and steal more of my time, months later and for free.