All of the examples you states are basic medical knowledge. Omg, p53 guise, we got ourselves a genius over here! They've done pelvic exams, omg!
Clue cells! This person deserves a Nobel mother****ing prize in Nursing! Chest compresssssssionnnnns! Lay those hands on and heal thy patients with your arcane nursing magic! TREATING MOTHER****ING POTASSIUM THAT IS CRITICALLY HIGH?! Somebody hand this woman some continuous albuterol, because it's a prize she's gonna love along with...
Look, it just goes to show how misunderstood medical education is that you think this stuff is something we don't have to know or experience. I didn't just sit on my hands when I was putting in 80 hour weeks in Ob/Gyn, nor did I skip the lectures on gynecological pathophysiology and histopathology. Hell, I can tell you what the uterus looks like on the inside too, I've had to assist on enough surgeries. Oh my god, a patient with SJS that weighs over 700 lbs and has a MDRO! Try tackling a patient with Lupus, IgA nephropathy, ARDS, a PE, and thromboses in literally every peripheral vein that's on a ventilator and dialysis with a fungal UTI and MDRO pneumonia that eventually develops ITP and a platelet count of
literally zero and then we'll talk. Walk me through the management of systemic scleroderma with 90% cutaneous involvement. Regale me with a tale of how you would manage patient with GVHD with renal failure requiring dialysis and ventilator dependent respiratory failure that has a bowel showing signs of necrosis. Hell, just walk me through how you intubate a patient with a complete cervical spinal fusion that happens to be pregnant, and then the best way to ventilate them once they're tubed and I'll give you a pat on the back and a cookie. You don't even have to give me the drugs you'd use, I'll go easy.
The point is, we see a
lot of ****, and the better of us have literally forgotten more than most NPs know. We're essentially beaten every day for 50-80 hours a week for
years. The only way the beatings stop is if you remember. And then, just when you're not expecting it, someone asks you about the most likely tumor to arise in the mother****ing
Foramen of Luschka. And you know it, but it's not on you right now since you're low on sleep and caffeine, so you receive another beating, and you remember the next time, no matter how damn tired, hungry, or just depressed by the endless grind you are. It's an epyndemoma, by the way. And that's why we don't want nurses taking things over- because they never even had the knowledge to begin with, because they simply didn't get the education that we've got. Not on the preclinical front, not on the clinical front, and sure as hell not at the graduate medical education level.
No other developed country in the world says that their citizens don't deserve a doctor with full medical education and training to provide them with comprehensive primary care services. Only in America do we say second and third rate "providers" are good enough.