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@2021Doctor Please do not create a separate thread for this. Moving to the residency advertisement thread.
HAHAHAHAA.
Those residents are out and far away from Polk County as soon as they can. Guar-an-teed.
Isn’t everyone involved in training EM residents deluded these days? I kid, I kid.Docs are decent but a bit deluded and hca is still hca.
Maybe. Maybe not.
They probably won't be able to get a decent job anywhere else in 3-4 years so they'll stay as an attending staff there for $75/hr and a sandwich every tuesday and learn to love it
I think its a matter of the commons.Isn’t everyone involved in training EM residents deluded these days? I kid, I kid.
Never heard of it
To you Florida has many meanings
To me it's the place I stood on a fire ant hill unknowingly during a family vacation at the age of 12 while posing for a family photograph and got back in the minivan with dozens of ants biting my leg
Half the time I see anything about florida I think of this
Don't claim to be a florida expert at all
Maaan. I got nailed by fire ants in my early days here, too.
I used to work in Polk County for a spell. It's bizarre. The job I had was great, though - because the other docs made it awesome. Pay was sub-par, but it was a strange setup where we had sovereign immunity thru a unique mechanism.
1 spell = 1 hot minuteWhat is longer, a spell or a minute?
You know how I know you're from California?What is longer, a spell or a minute?
What is longer, a spell or a minute?
A minute is a fixed unit of time measuring :60 seconds in length.
Spells are of unfixed duration.
Duh.
You've never had someone respond "a hot minute" when you asked how long they've had their symptoms?I love how a spell lasts precisely two minutes, but a minute is undefined in duration.
You've never had someone respond "a hot minute" when you asked how long they've had their symptoms?
I give them this weird look when they do. Sometimes I say "literally...like just one minute?"
Then they give me a weird look.
Why is this here? Hasn’t this unneeded residency been around a while? Just getting some free advertising for their med student rotation?Kennestone Emergency Medicine Residency
Website: Kennestone Emergency Medicine Residency
Instagram: wellstar_EM
Audition Rotation Opportunity!
Apply now!
Email: [email protected]
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Why is this here? Hasn’t this unneeded residency been around a while? Just getting some free advertising for their med student rotation?
What am I missing? Why does anyone need to fill "med student" spots?Prob desperate to fill med student spots, theyre gonna advertise on NP forums next.
We aren't. There's a waitlist. He's just joking because this was posted in a residency thread instead of a med student thread (it was cross-posted).What am I missing? Why does anyone need to fill "med student" spots?
I don't think anyone got the joke.We aren't. There's a waitlist. He's just joking because this was posted in a residency thread instead of a med student thread (it was cross-posted).
✋I don't think anyone got the joke.
Humor is SO local.
I don't think there are any Ivory Towers in Palmetto...How could it possibly be good, except as job security for ivory tower admin creeps who want to sell out?
Come on… Palmetto is at least TWICE as good as Larkin.I don't think there are any Ivory Towers in Palmetto...
For those of you playing along at home, this will be south Floridas 9th residency program in the Miami/Dade/Broward metro area, along side:
University of Miami/Jackson
Mt Sinai
Kendall regional (HCA)
Aventura (HCA)
Northwest Medical (HCA)
Memorial (Teamhealth I think?)
Broward Health (Teamhealth)
Florida Atlantic University
It will make 22 residencies in all in the state.
No I think it should continue to be separate posts. This is the number one threat to emergency medicine and is what is going to end the specialty. Needs to be front and center so people can avoid this dumpster fireYou need to let up with these posts or at least put them in the right thread and not create a new thread every time.
Request to mods to move post to Emergency Medicine Wins!!! More Residency Positions
It’s gud not enuf EM docs. mAybe sum will becum acep memberz.
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To be fair, most of the FB EM group is going to be close to retiring when the crunch really sets in. And there's already a little of MLM vibe from mod, so they probably do feel like this is an unqualified win.It’s ok cause on FB everyone is saying how the workforce issues dont matter and welcome to the new sheep entering the slaughterhouse.
Clown World.
I normally don't reply to these type of comments, but that was actually pretty funny.Did 21 really get banned for that?
Mods getting kickbacks from ACEP and CMGs confirmed.
How many points do i have? Or is that secret?I normally don't reply to these type of comments, but that was actually pretty funny.
Speaking broadly, users can sometimes accumulate so many points that any additional points can cause them to be put on hold or banned. Users accumulate points for various reasons, and not all of them involve posts made in the Emergency Medicine forum.