They met in Istanbul, over a pot of rich Turkish coffee. Gator, wearing his usual t-shirt and nothing else (commonly referred to as 'shirtcocking' or "Winnie The Pooh-ing") had a sheepish ****-eating grin plastered on his face. Dunn, appeared visibly angry while popping laxatives like one would pop Tic Tacs. The mediator was KHE88, who was allowed to come off of his traveling mobile linac by his partner (who's kidding who, his boss), Todd Scarborough. KHE88, as we all know, was made of money. But we found out that was to be taken literally. His DNA from a recent 23 and Me test revealed that he was 4% USD. The mediation started with recriminations and accusations ...