deschutes said:
Current favourite quote:
It is always better to apologize than to ask permission - sohsie
Thanks for the props. Can you believe there's an idiot out there who actually was insulted by this quote?
Quotes off the top of my head (Probably not 100% accurate):
"Me fail English. That's unpossible" Ralph Wiggums
"Remember when I said that I'd kill you last", "Yeah, you did", "I LIED!" - Commando
"Here is sub-zero. Now, PLAIN ZERO!" - The Runnning Man
"When we last met, I was but a learner. Now I am the master" - Star Wars
"These blast points, too accurate for sand people. Only imperial stormtroopers are this precise" -Star Wars
"Mr. Potato Head! Back doors are not secrets!" -War Games
"This corn is raw!" "Isn't it wonderful. You can taste all of the vitamins" "But its RAW!" -War Games
"Who first came up with the concept of asexual reproduction?" "Your wife?" -War Games
"Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse."
"Ooh, thats bad"
"But it comes with a free frogurt"
"Ooh, thats good"
"The frogurt is also cursed."
"Ooh, thats bad"
"But it comes with your choice of topping"
"Ooh, thats good"
"The topping contains potassium benzoate"
"Uhhh"
"Thats bad"
"Can I go now" -The Simpsons