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Reading, after a certain age, diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits. Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking.

--Albert Einstein

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You're so money and you don't even know it.

Vegas, baby. Vegas.

Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?

You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

I don't want this guy taking you to some sketchy quarry in the middle of Newark to find crack ****** huffing turpentine or pit bulls raping each other or whatever else is down here!


All great quotes.
 
You can all visualize what a coordinate plane looks like, right? I mean, it would look kind of like one of the corners of this room. (class laughs, Wendel looks around) Well, like the corner of this room if this room had square corners. - Dr. Wendel Nelson

"Whose cell phone is that! Oh. It's mine. You guys are lucky. I was Just about to yell at you!" - Dr. Suzanne Lee
 
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"How about I give you a spoon so you can eat my ass!"

-Stifler
 
"She made me a neut...it got better."

"Sweet Jesus! We kidnapped a turd!"
 
"Listen! Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."

-Dennis
 
Depending on my mood, it would be something from Gandhi, Socrates, Thoreau, or Buddha. More often I create my own 'quotes' to remind me of occasional insights I may have had.
 
stormjen said:
Depending on my mood, it would be something from Gandhi, Socrates, Thoreau, or Buddha. More often I create my own 'quotes' to remind me of occasional insights I may have had.
well in that spirit, here's my quote:

"Wow. That was deep."

-AndyMilonakis
 
"Give me some sugar baby."
 
"What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? I guess it's all that pumpin'. Pump and dump."

-Landlady from Kingpin
 
Mr. Personality said:
"What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? I guess it's all that pumpin'. Pump and dump."

-Landlady from Kingpin
Dude, your avatar is Jesus from Big Lebowski right? :laugh:

"Your soul is dog**** and you're an ugly person."

-from Bad Santa (the midget says it to Billy Bob Thornton)
 
"You said it. Nobody fycks with the Jesus, man!"
 
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"Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't f*ckin' ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as **** don't f*cking roll! Shomer shabbos!"
 
Yeah, I think the avatar really ties the screen together.
 
"We are just worms, but I am a glow worm." W. Churchill
 
"Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day after tomorrow." --Benjamin Franklin
 
My favorite (and most applicable to my life) is in my signature.
 
"Your like this big bear man, with claws and with fangs, and she's like this little bunny, and your looking at your claws and your fangs and saying to yourself how do I kill the bunny."
 
all are from the movie Very Bad Things....


Mike: Your kid is one crutch short of a telethon.

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Robert Boyd: That's not the point, Adam. I mean, the room is covered in blow; Moore looks like he went at it with a fu@#in' mountain lion; I mean, the room looks like the Manson family stayed here a month. This is a major thin-ice situation we got here.

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Michael Berkow: We were playing. She bumped her head.
Adam Berkow: Bumped? BUMPED? She's got a fu@#in' spike in her head!

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[about the dead prostitute]
Robert Boyd: Nobody knows she's here. I called her personally. Nobody knows.
Adam Berkow: Her blood is all over the bathroom! Don't you think we got a little bit of a DNA problem here?
Robert Boyd: It's a marble floor. We can clean it up.
 
Doc Brown:

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious ****.
 
From Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back:
"This isn't fair. We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. F*ckin', we got shot at, we stole a monkey, and I got punched in the motherf*cking nuts by a guy named Cock-Knocker."- Jay
 
"Magnificent! Nurse, get my sketchpad." ---Jon Stewart as a doctor giving a rectal

"If you're someone in this world lucky enough to get your hands on a steak, bite the **** out of it!"--Chris Rock

"I'm thinking I might take that new chick from logistics. Things go well, I might be showin' her my O-face. Oh! Oh! Oh! You know what I'm talkin' about ... Oh!" -Drew, Office Space

"PC Load Letter? What the f**k does that mean?"-- Michael Bolton, Office Space

"Hey, you're not allowed to rent here anymore!"-- Randall
"Yeeeeaaaaaah!"--Jay

"Oh, and assure you, the Death Star will be quite operational when your friends arrive."--The Emperor
 
"Mazel Mazel...... Good Things"

"Just ask my grandson Spalding he and I are just regular pals. Are you my pal Danny..... Hmmm Hmmm "

"Dying aint much of a living boy"


"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."


"Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy **** we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. "
 
"Yeah, how about I give you a spoon so you can eat my ass!" -Stifler
 
"Not to be a socialist at twenty is proof of want of heart; to be one at thirty is proof of want of head." -Georges Clemenceau

Similar quotes are often attributed to Winston Churchill, but apparently he didn't say it, at least not first.
 
"Look - the hooded man! We'll never catch him... he's on a unicycle!"

- Daphne, in Scooby-Doo meets Batman and Robin
 
Jane: Should I come down and visit? Offer some moral support?
Daria: You've already seen me in enough humiliating situations.
Jane: So what would one more hurt? Misery loves company.
Daria: You don't have to tell me that. It's the basis of our whole friendship.

- MTV's "Daria", Episode #306 "It Happened One Nut"
 
I am Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!...Are you threatening me?...The streets shall fill with the blood of the nonbelievers! Bungholioooooooo.......
 
deschutes said:
Current favourite quote:

It is always better to apologize than to ask permission - sohsie

Thanks for the props. Can you believe there's an idiot out there who actually was insulted by this quote?

Quotes off the top of my head (Probably not 100% accurate):

"Me fail English. That's unpossible" Ralph Wiggums

"Remember when I said that I'd kill you last", "Yeah, you did", "I LIED!" - Commando

"Here is sub-zero. Now, PLAIN ZERO!" - The Runnning Man

"When we last met, I was but a learner. Now I am the master" - Star Wars

"These blast points, too accurate for sand people. Only imperial stormtroopers are this precise" -Star Wars

"Mr. Potato Head! Back doors are not secrets!" -War Games

"This corn is raw!" "Isn't it wonderful. You can taste all of the vitamins" "But its RAW!" -War Games

"Who first came up with the concept of asexual reproduction?" "Your wife?" -War Games

"Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse."
"Ooh, thats bad"
"But it comes with a free frogurt"
"Ooh, thats good"
"The frogurt is also cursed."
"Ooh, thats bad"
"But it comes with your choice of topping"
"Ooh, thats good"
"The topping contains potassium benzoate"
"Uhhh"
"Thats bad"
"Can I go now" -The Simpsons
 
sohsie said:
Thanks for the props. Can you believe there's an idiot out there who actually was insulted by this quote?
Can I say, "Yes"? :D I don't know about "idiot", but I can imagine someone reaming you out for being a doctor and educated beyond the means of most people yet not demonstrating a sense of responsibility towards the less fortunate yadda yadda...
 
The OP's quote is now hanging next to my bathroom mirror. :thumbup:

"Worrying does not empty tomorrow of its troubles, it empties today of its strength."
-Unknown


And then there's:

"What are you, some kind of fycking praying mantis woman?!?!"
-no name actor from Club Dread

"But with the blast shield down, I can't even see! How am I supposed to fight?"
-Skywalker, whining like a beeyotch. (don't know why, but that one kills me)

"I thought I recognized your foul stench."
-Princess Leia, talking smack to the Emporer

The whole Superman/Clark Kent story in Kill Bill 2 is nothing short of classic.

"Hi supernintendo Chalmers!"
-Ralph Wiggum

NS
 
A couple of classics:



It's 106 miles to Chicago,

we got a full tank of gas,

half a pack of cigarettes,

it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses....

Hit it.



Ditka vs. a hurricane... who wins?
Ditka, no question about it!
Wait a minute, wait a minute... the name of the Hurricane is Hurricane Ditka!
Oh, that's a tough one!
 
yaah said:
You have to live first class to be first class.

*raises hand*

I have a question about this quote. Isn't being first class more about your character and how you carry yourself than about how you live? You know, manners making the man, that sort of thing.
 
stormjen said:
*raises hand*

I have a question about this quote. Isn't being first class more about your character and how you carry yourself than about how you live? You know, manners making the man, that sort of thing.
I think that one can interpret "live" as living a lifestyle or as living as a good person. But, with reference to the latter, to say you are the best in itself is a fault of pride and in a way puts you below the modest.
 
you're overthinking this. just live first class to be first class. there's nothing more to it. :thumbup:

and while you're at it..."be excellent to yourself."
 
AndyMilonakis said:
you're overthinking this. just live first class to be first class. there's nothing more to it. :thumbup:

and while you're at it..."be excellent to yourself."

Yeah first class is not always about spending $$$! Although you can't be adverse to spending $$$.
 
Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more, you should never wish to do less. - Robert E. Lee

Trust thyself: every heart vibrates to that iron string. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"All that glitters is not gold.
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost."
- Tolkien

And then of course the ones in my sig right now.
 
MoosePilot said:
Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more, you should never wish to do less. - Robert E. Lee

Trust thyself: every heart vibrates to that iron string. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"All that glitters is not gold.
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost."
- Tolkien

And then of course the ones in my sig right now.
Moose!

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Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Byron

What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman. - Byron
 
Did I hear a moose? *ears perk up*
 
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