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Gotta love newbies.
Top ten ways to spot a newbie.
10. EMS pants look like they just came from the dry cleaners, pressed and starched.
9. EMS shirt has every badge, pin, and patch allowed.
8.Belt has more crap on it than a cop's.
7.First one in the ambulance.
6.First one out of the ambulance.
5.Turns the lights and siren on before putting the truck in Drive.
4.Looks like the Stay-Puff marshmallow man due to every available pocket crammed with crap. (i.e. kling, 4x4's, tape, iv stuff, etc.
3.Drives the truck w/ the lightbar, EMT stickers, EMT license plate and the big trauma bag in the back seat.
2.Runs into the house on every call.
and the number one way to spot a rookie is
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1. Pants contain enough forceps & scissors to stock a damn OR.
Top ten ways to spot a newbie.
10. EMS pants look like they just came from the dry cleaners, pressed and starched.
9. EMS shirt has every badge, pin, and patch allowed.
8.Belt has more crap on it than a cop's.
7.First one in the ambulance.
6.First one out of the ambulance.
5.Turns the lights and siren on before putting the truck in Drive.
4.Looks like the Stay-Puff marshmallow man due to every available pocket crammed with crap. (i.e. kling, 4x4's, tape, iv stuff, etc.
3.Drives the truck w/ the lightbar, EMT stickers, EMT license plate and the big trauma bag in the back seat.
2.Runs into the house on every call.
and the number one way to spot a rookie is
............
..........
.......
....
..
.
1. Pants contain enough forceps & scissors to stock a damn OR.