Some things you must consider and understand if you want to become an NP. Keep everything I say between me and you. This MUST be kept secret - it cannot become public knowledge.
1) Are you willing to work to convince others for the rest of your life that NP's are superior to physicians in every way?
2) Are you willing to lobby tirelessly for NP's to replace primary care physicians, and ultimately, all physicians?
3) PA training is far superior to NP training, but never admit this. Just like MD's and DO's, PA's are our enemy.
4) Recognize that you will never be competent, even with things like diagnosing strep - way too many zebras running around out there. But never admit this either.
5) Get the longest white lab coat you can find. This serves two very important purposes. First, it fools patients into thinking you are a real doctor. Second, it annoys the heck out of real doctors. Both are extremely important things to do as an NP.
6) As for fooling and confusing patients, also be sure to get a doctorate and refer to yourself as 'doctor.' Patients are not confused when interns, residents, DPT's, OTD's, OD's, psychologists, audiologists, etc. refer to themselves as 'doctor' in the clinical setting, but they
are confused when NP's do it, which is what we want - its part of taking over the medical profession.
7) Take great satisfaction in knowing you are part of a powerful international conspiracy. The NP lobby working in partnership with the Trilateral Commission, the Bilderberg Group and the International Monetary Fund is an unstoppable force that will not only allow us to take over medicine, but ultimately the world (insert evil laugh here).