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Had a patient recently who presented with testicular pain. After a workup I was trying to delicately explain that increased scrotal support would alleviate his symptoms. I used polite and simple language, and tried phrased this in several ways, but he kept looking at me with a blank stare until I said. "You need to wear a banana hammock and stop free-balling." At which point his face lit up and he replied, "Oh, cool. Thanks."