I used to work with CRNAs, many of whom were quite capable and personable in general. Many many times I solved the routine procedural problem they could not--both urgently and electively. I was fine with that for those CRNAs who had a memory of our differential skill later in the day and beyond. I am still befuddled at how a number of them would act with no apparent recall of these episodes, however. As I write this now, I speculate the reason some could easily dismiss and forget these "saves" is that they themselves were never ever forced to have the real fear that a genuine save engenders--the fear that comes with knowing you alone will either solve this problem or not, and that the buck stops here with you. It is this fear that really sears the memory--something that cannot be gotten from calling on another to fix the problem. I must admit that I still resent those who could never offer a much-deserved, "sweet fix man, thank you." Yes, I have issues.
I love this post. This used to piss the heck out of me. They would almost kill a patient or we would have a smaller near miss, and they would act as if nothing had happened (while I would still be clearing adrenaline). Because literally, in those chicken brains, nothing special had happened.
They don't own the patients, they don't really fear for them; if anything happens, the consequences to them are minimal, compared to the physician. They just shrug their shoulders and don't learn absolutely anything from their mistakes: otherwise, I can't explain why they do risky things even after decades of experience. They only get upset if you make them look bad because, hey, they are professionals.
Still nicking those lips after 20 years? Still desatting to 60% during induction because of insufficient preoygenation, with the mask just sitting on the patient's face? Still pushing the lidocaine one minute before the propofol and causing pain on propofol injection every, single, time? Still masking at 30 breaths per minute? Still not knowing that a long neck will probably require a Mac 4? Still doing RSI with rocuronium, when we don't have suggamadex? Still being too lazy to scissor properly and lean on the teeth instead? Still scratching the front teeth when removing the blade after intubation? Still not having backup airway stuff at arm's length? Still not knowing how to induce difficult airways while maintaining spontaneous ventilation (e.g. with ketamine), and inducing apnea with propofol instead, while praying that "everything will be fine", in a place with limited airway tools? Still not being able to recognize silent upper airway obstruction from OSA? Still not putting obese patients in sniffing position, with the tragus at the level of the sternum? Still having just one stick of propofol drawn up for them? Still not realizing that an LMA is a much better ventilation strategy than desatting while four-hand ventilating with the circulator? Still extubating in stage II, because bucking "doesn't look good"? Still not being able to follow the "drapes down, patient waking up, tube out" rule, and taking extra 10 minutes to wake up the patient after a two hour-case? Still treating laryngospasm with CPAP, even in morbidly obese patients, because succinylcholine is the devil's medicine? Still being too cheap to buy a $40 portable pulseox for patient transport? Still having long PACU recovery times, because of bad planning, all the unneeded meds or elephant doses? Still not knowing how to use nitrous for the entire case? Still running desflurane at 2L/min? Still running patients at 1.4 MAC, instead of thinking what's missing from the
imbalanced anesthesia? Still not giving proper doses of anesthetics to the elderly? Still sedating the heck out of patients for a neuraxial block? Still using just one recipe/"protocol" per type of case, instead of personalizing it to each patient? Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. No problem, i.e. not
their problem.